{"product_id":"tris-mccall-story-hour-gus-december-4-2026","title":"Tris McCall Story Hour: GUS | December 4, 2026","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eArt House Productions presents\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eTris McCall Story Hour: GUS\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFriday, December 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHello, it’s Tris McCall, here to read (and sing) you an all-consuming story about a man with an appetite for all things.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGus has been transferred to Las Vegas by the Conglomeration. There, he is expected to be the big man at every banquet, out-eating the executives representing the other casinos.  Can his voraciousness keep up with the demands of the Strip and the mirage of unlimited expansion that it represents?  What if it does?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI’ll read his tale from *McCall’s Almanac*, and some talented friends of mine will add color to his cheeks with songs, projections, and, perhaps, a zombie apocalypse. Expect references to gambling, corporate sabotage, bicycles (and coyotes) in the desert, prosciutto, etcetera.  It’s a gag, a lark, a national anthem, a campfire haunting, and a warning.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease direct yourself to this reading of the most intense and unsettling story in the *Almanac.*  You are invited to the dining hall; select surf, or turf, or the vegetarian option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/arthouseproductions.ludus.com\/show_page.php?show_id=200554795\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1910\/9719\/files\/Shopify_Button_template_81.png?v=1741020368\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eTICKETS: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFREE RSVP\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFriday, December 4, 2026\u003cbr\u003eDoors: 7:00 PM | Show: 8:00 PM\u003cbr\u003eRuntime: ~1 Hour (No Intermission)\u003cbr\u003eArt House Productions\u003cbr\u003e345 Marin Boulevard, Jersey City, NJ\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eABOUT TRIS MCCALL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTris McCall\u003c\/strong\u003e has written about art, architecture, performance, politics, and public culture for many publications, including NJ Arts, The Jersey City Times, the Newark Star-Ledger, the Hudson Scholar, Jersey Beat, the Jersey Journal, the Jersey City Independent, and New Jersey dot com. He also writes about things that have no relevance to New Jersey. Not today, though.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eACCESSIBILITY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eArt House Productions is committed to accessibility and inclusion. 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